Rules to Remember

The First Law of Philosophy

For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy

They’re both wrong.


Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can’t understand.

Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.’s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: “Would you like french fries with that, sir?”



3 Responses to Rules to Remember

  1. Becky Vartabedian says:

    One of my favorite lines from The Simpsons is uttered (immortally, btw) by Kent Brockman: “I’m down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors: even useful people are feeling the pinch!”

  2. Xavier says:

    Classic!! I couldn’t stop laughing.

  3. Jonah says:

    WordPress is much better than blogger. Congrats on the move and I will continue the read. Thanks for the thoughts.

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